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What if God and Satan were actually aliens…

November 10th, 2007 by Joshua Normal


So, the basic idea here is that Satan is currently or will in the future pose as an Alien race that will be friendly and beneficial to earth. But, it’s actually all a ruse on his part to trick us when the second coming happens. Since he is our friend and has helped us so much when Jesus and the angels descend from heaven Satan will convince the world leaders that Jesus is the first wave of an alien armada come to invade earth and that we have to destroy him. Thus the entire world will unite to rise up against God.

There is also something in there about an alien/human hybrid that is the antichrist.

I love crazy people and their crazy ideas. These guys rank up there with the people who believe lizard men are actually controlling the world in my book. The only reason they reach that level though is because they tied it into a religion that has millions of stupid people already following it willing to believe in something this crazy. Trust me they will believe, there are a lot of them that believe the National ID card idea being kicked around the US government is actually the mark of the beast. Idiots, thats just the mark of a weak nation giving it’s government too much power.

~JN

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