For those of you who are unaware of rule 34 here it is.

If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

For proof of that rule I give you Cream of Wheat porn. If you are under 18 don’t watch.

Happy Zombie Jesus day.

~JN

NBC’s remake of “American Gladiators” muscled to a strong start on Sunday. The amateur athletic tournament, based on the early 1990s series, delivered the highest ratings among adults 18 to 49 of any new show this season on any network - NYT

I was having such a good week too. Then you had to go and remind me what complete jackass morons the general population of the United States are. In almost 20 years nothing has changed or evolved in this country. We are watching the same things we were watching when I was a kid. Worse than that though is the fact that people my age are watching the same thing they were watching when they were kids. You know, I looked back at some of the shows I enjoyed as a child and realized what horrible crap they were. This shows an evolution of my taste. I would like to think it was a positive evolution but I won’t argue that point since it’s rather subjective. I think most people would agree that as you age tastes and perceptions should change as your experiences and knowledge grow.

THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL WATCHING THE SAME SHOW INVOLVING MONKEYS HITTING EACH OTHER WITH STICKS FOR ENTERTAINMENT?

Really, how far off are we from “Ow! My balls!” being a reality.

I could blame this all on the writers. Maybe I will since this is the crap we will be stuck watching until they come off strike. That doesn’t explain why anyone actually tuned in to watch this crap. So I can only blame the TV watching public for this. Were you all just that bored. Couldn’t find anything better to do on a Sunday night. Next week try picking up a book instead America, and try to find one with more words than pictures.

~JN

This is a close up photograph of a Chigger.

Anyone who has spent enough time outdoors has probably heard of these little bugs.  Obnoxious little bastards that make you very uncomfortable if you get attacked by them.

This is an example of stupid ass son of a bitch motherfuckers who are too ignorant to understand that because a word sounds the same as another it doesn’t mean the same thing.

The Daily Redundancy - Science Archives - Offensively Named Pest Gets New Moniker

“We recently buried a word almost identical to that one.” said Isaiah Herman, Executive Director of the National African-American Coalition of People. “We applaud the AAE for taking steps to keep that word dead.”

In case anyone reading this is unsure what “that word” is that the ignorant motherfucker Mr Herman is referring to its nigger.  I’m stating it here since it is so well buried that you might not be aware of it.  Actually, I’m fairly certain that anyone reading this probably knows the word, knows the controversy around the word, and more than likely has uttered a derivative of the word at one point or another.  I would also like to state that I can understand why the inbred bastard son of encephalitic siamese twins Mr Herman is opposed to people calling each other niggers.  It’s a racially charged term that can really be conveyed much more specifically by calling someone something much more creative and fun like a tapeworm lodged in the ass of a four hundred pound syphilitic whore.  That however requires some degree of intelligence and quick witted responses to specific situations which is why simple derogatory terms are so popular as insults.  This brings us right back to the real problem here.  There are far too many ignorant people that can’t understand that chigger and nigger are two separate words completely and totally unrelated.

What’s next on the list for removal from the english language?  Bigger, everyones favorite bouncy stuffed animal Tigger, what about trigger, or digger?  Do I really need to keep going here.  I don’t think so.  Do you think I am just being foolish in thinking that anyone would look to remove these words because they might be confused with an offensive one.  I would have said the same thing about someone trying to convince me not to call a bug a chigger because it might offend someone.  This is right up there with worrying about a name harming a whales self respect.

The real epitome of stupidity in this whole renaming process is the other choices that got struck down on the way to the new name.  Redbugs which is the other common name for chiggers was dismissed as potentially offensive to Native Americans.  Does anyone here like Big Red gum?  Wonder what they will rename that to?  They tried playing around with names referring to a favorite home for chiggers, spanish moss.  Nothing they came up with there was deemed inoffensive to Latinos.  So finally after who knows how much wasted time and effort they decided on fire mites as the new name.  Excellent choice.  I like it.  However, I have no plans to use it.  I don’t see why I should use a word that a committee came up with as opposed to the common name that has been in use for years and most people know.  If I walk up to my mother and ask her how bad the fire mites are in the woods around her home she isn’t going to have a damned clue what I am talking about. 

Please don’t let the ignorant people of the world take away our language because it sounds similar to words that offend them.

~JN

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~JN

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So, the basic idea here is that Satan is currently or will in the future pose as an Alien race that will be friendly and beneficial to earth. But, it’s actually all a ruse on his part to trick us when the second coming happens. Since he is our friend and has helped us so much when Jesus and the angels descend from heaven Satan will convince the world leaders that Jesus is the first wave of an alien armada come to invade earth and that we have to destroy him. Thus the entire world will unite to rise up against God.

There is also something in there about an alien/human hybrid that is the antichrist.

I love crazy people and their crazy ideas. These guys rank up there with the people who believe lizard men are actually controlling the world in my book. The only reason they reach that level though is because they tied it into a religion that has millions of stupid people already following it willing to believe in something this crazy. Trust me they will believe, there are a lot of them that believe the National ID card idea being kicked around the US government is actually the mark of the beast. Idiots, thats just the mark of a weak nation giving it’s government too much power.

~JN

59 pictures from FvK 2007.

I will post a full write up with commentary tomorrow. Enjoy the pictures until then.

~JN

Until I get them all up and in a gallery here is something to tide you over.

I shot that last night and Emiko uploaded it for me. She is getting more video up while I am working on the photos. I was there, but watching these videos it’s still a surreal thing to see.

~JN

Well, its all over. They Might be Giants would be proud. The foreheads won. Its seems that the furs didn’t have what it took to bring down the combined power of the Federation and the Klingon Empire.

The trekkies may have taken home the trophie, but for me the furs were the winners. They seemed to have the most fun, and they were way more into the spirit of the night.

Pictures will be up tomorrow. I will be doing a full write-up for submission to ectoplasmosis as well.

It was a good night. Now its time for dinner and the club.

The lanes are closing, the last ball is rolling down the lane. Someone is tallying up the scores. The furs have been sitting covetously close to the trophy all night.

Now all that’s left is to see who comes out on top. Has the five year mission to explore the far reaches of space improved their game? Do the furries’ tails give them the advantage they need to win? Is someone actually tallying the points?

Does anyone involved really care who won, or is it enough that by tomorrow their pictures will be all over the internet?

A group of luchas have shown up. They are trash talking the furries and the klingons, but they are still too big of cowards to bowl.

~JN