Today I discovered something. Something wonderful and awesome that I felt should be experienced by everyone. So now I am bringing the question to you my internet listeners, would you take a ball to the chest for charity?

Seriously, who in the Atlanta area would be interested in forming a team to go play in the Chick-fil-a Charity Dodge Ball Tournament. Entry fee is $200 per team. I’m willing to put up a good chunk of that. We can have a team of 6-10 members, 6 on court at a time. If we are eliminated then we will just start celebrating and having a great time laughing at a bunch of grown men and women hitting each other with rubber balls. If we win it’s $1000 for the team and one years worth of Chick-fil-a sandwich combos for each member.

Losing = drinking and having a laugh.
Winning = drinking a ton of booze and having a laugh.

There is no way this won’t be a great time. So, let me know if you are interested or even if you just think this is a great idea.

~JN

Is it so wrong that I almost want to go to the local Primary Watch Party for Ron Paul supporters just to watch their excitement deflate as the night wears on.

It wouldn’t be such a strong desire if they weren’t so overeager and unrealistic in their expected victory. Today shouldn’t be about winning for them so much as it should be about getting attention for their goals. Instead so many of them seem to think he has a chance.

Of course tomorrow they will be screaming that it’s all the fault of the electronic voting machines and their conspiracy theories will explode all over in ridiculous ways and size and that will be fun to watch as well.

~JN

If you live in one of the 24 states that have primaries tomorrow you can help to redeem yourself for that horrible American Gladiators incident a few weeks ago and get out of your houses, offices, campuses, or wherever you may be enjoying, despairing over, or whatever inbetweening the life you currently lead to take part in our great democracy. This year should be a good year for lots of Americans to take part for the first time in the start of the presidential election process. Since 78% of you out there seem to feel that our country is off course and we need a better president it’s time to go out and choose the candidate you feel will make a change from the entire field and not wait around for someone else to choose the two main contenders for you.

Do this for me please. I made a horrible mistake eight years ago in thinking that the lowest common denominator not only couldn’t win but wouldn’t actually make all that big of a difference if he was elected. At that point I had faith in our system of checks and balances that would keep this idiot from running our country into the ground. I was wrong, I’m not going to have faith in our government to police itself anymore. So now I’m getting involved in the process again, this time from early on and I’m going to be damned sure that if we are stuck with a choice between the lesser of two evils then I did something to try and stop it from happening.

You have the legal right to take time off tomorrow to go to the polls and make a difference. Please do it.

Thanks,
~Joshua Normal