What thoughts would it to take for you to get an erection while wearing a lobster tail on your cock? Question of the evening.

Important rule for bands. Make sure you have control of the house music before you come on stage. Venues are stupid and will play crap.

What a strange mix of people at the cure show tonight. Parents, children, frat kids, and of course the horrible dressed goth kids.

‘Why are you cornholing me jesus’ will be the biggest song of the summer. Go see ’song of the living dead’