Welcome to the creepy cute world of KimoKawaii. Here you will find the home page of Joshua Normal, artist, programmer, amateur absinthe brewer, pirate, and all around modern scoundrel. Look around, enjoy my works, enjoy the strange things I find around the net, and most of all enjoy yourself.
Isn’t that an attention catching headline. It sounds like one of the greatest Bonds wants to come back and give Bond, James Bond what for. There is a minor twinge when the recollection of his role in “The Avengers” but this is a Bond film. Then reality sets in when you read the article.
“I wouldn’t mind coming back as a Bond villain,” (Connery) said. “But I don’t think they would pay me enough money.”
How much does Mr. Connery want to come out of acting retirement? The answer is Ten Million Pounds. This is not the amount someone asks for if they want to do a role. This is the amount someone asks for if they are interested in making headlines and reaffirming the attachment people have between them and a role they played 25 years ago. Well Mr. Connery it worked, well played.
How this slipped under my radar I will never know.
That may be the single most exciting movie trailer I have seen since Dark City. I want this to be good. I want this to be pretty. I want this to be violent and beautiful. I want this to come out on the big screen. This even beats out The One-Armed Machine Girl in my list of movies I want to see right now. Luckily this one is supposed to be coming out next month.
Check out the Official Site which is kind of broken in places.
Hit up their MySpace page as well.
Did you see the shark, I sure did. I thought that Guitar Hero Aerosmith was the signal of the end of the Guitar Hero franchise. I was wrong. No matter how good you are at the game you have to admit that you look like a spastic monkey flailing around with a kids plastic toy guitar while playing Guitar Hero. That’s not to say I don’t enjoy every minute I have spent playing Guitar Hero and its younger more evolved relative Rock band. However, I still understand that it’s silly and I look like a fool doing it. Slapping a fat piece of plastic to the back of a Nintendo DS forcing you to hold it like an awkward book while strumming with an action more closely related to flipping through the pages of your grandmothers romance novels looking for the bits about throbbing members and aching womanhoods takes looking like a stupid twit to whole new levels. Throw in a song that sounds like it should be aimed at the listeners of Radio Disney instead of an honest to satan rock station and that just closes the deal. Guitar Hero is dead and needs to be taken out behind the barn and quietly put out of its misery.
Today I discovered something. Something wonderful and awesome that I felt should be experienced by everyone. So now I am bringing the question to you my internet listeners, would you take a ball to the chest for charity?
Seriously, who in the Atlanta area would be interested in forming a team to go play in the Chick-fil-a Charity Dodge Ball Tournament. Entry fee is $200 per team. I’m willing to put up a good chunk of that. We can have a team of 6-10 members, 6 on court at a time. If we are eliminated then we will just start celebrating and having a great time laughing at a bunch of grown men and women hitting each other with rubber balls. If we win it’s $1000 for the team and one years worth of Chick-fil-a sandwich combos for each member.
Losing = drinking and having a laugh.
Winning = drinking a ton of booze and having a laugh.
There is no way this won’t be a great time. So, let me know if you are interested or even if you just think this is a great idea.
Still, I suppose it can’t hurt to give you a blow by blow of my blowjob technique. Please remember that College Callgirl is not responsible for the success or failure of these pointers. In the end every guy is different. It’s important to gauge his reaction and adjust your technique to what he likes as you go along.
When you are looking for tips and tricks the best place to go is always someone who does it for a living.
Enjoy yourselves and keep working on any new techniques until you have perfected them.
What the hell is wrong with this moron. Seriously, this film has giant flaming turd of death written all over it and if I am lucky it will burn out before it hits the ground.
This is Feldman’s description of his character in the new film.
Feldman: Well, he’s gone so far in the direction of John Rambo, of becoming this pillar of strength, this soldier in the night — which makes him not that far removed from the very thing that he’s hunting.
It’s Edgar Frog, comic book geek +21 years. And the best part is Feldman still looks like a fucking kid not some hardened soldier in the night. He looks like Edgar Frog -21 years still working in his parents comic book shop.
Feldman: It’s “Lost Boys” on steroids. And I keep using that terminology because it’s really kind of factual. There’s more gore, there’s nudity, which there definitely wasn’t in the first film.
Do you know why the first film had no nudity Corey? Because it had a story line and characters that people cared about. Only a idiot hack of a director thinks that tits make a crappy film into a good film. I guess what this really shows is that the people involved in this production have the mind of a 16 year old boy who scours the video store racks looking for which movie to rent based on how likely it is he will get to see a half naked girl in it.
There is one saving grace to all of this.
MTV: Theatrical release or straight to DVD? Feldman: No one seems to have that answer.
Well, thank goodness for that. If that’s still up in the air maybe it will skip both and get aired on the Sci-Fi channel where it belongs right next to Mansquito and Boa vs Python.
